17 Funny Procrastination Quotes 🙂 That Will Make You Lough
Introduction
Let’s look at some of the funniest and most famous procrastination quotes from well-known people (17 funny procrastination quotes).
Some of these funny quotes about procrastination attempt to excuse putting things off in a humorous way, while others emphasize some amusing aspects of delaying tasks and projects.
It’s important to note that some of these quotes have been attributed to these famous people by many different sources, but it wasn’t possible to check if these claims were true.
I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.
Oscar Wilde
I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done.
Susan Orlean
The worst form of procrastination is reading a procrastination quote, feeling the guilt and not doing anything about it.
Unknown
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
Vincent. T. Foss
My mother always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, “just wait”.
Judy Tenuta
I do my work at the same time each day — the last minute.
Unknown
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold
If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Rita Mae Brown
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow.
Sam Levenson
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
Jimmy Lyons
Procrastination is like a credit card, it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.
Christopher Parker
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
Ellen DeGeneres
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.
P. J. Plauger
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Bertrand Russell
You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.
Bill Watterson
I don’t like wasting time, I am just good at it.
Unknown
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